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New Year’s Horoscope

new year

It’s that time of the year people make resolutions and promise they will be better people. They will take on the gym more seriously, lose weight, eat better, get a partner and such. I promise you I’m going to be the same mess I’ve been for the past 24 years, I’ll do mistakes and I will never try to be perfect or better or something I am not. And I’m not taking on the gym or finishing my novel. However, I do believe in the Great Irony keeping the universe together and so here we are one year later, with The Frisky and its astro guide.

Love

Mr Bean and Blonde Woman kissing

Romantic scene involving Mr Bean

Forget all that you know about love now, because this year things are going to get way more intense and what you are dealing with now will feel like small potatoes by the end of 2013 — but in the best way possible {as if I didn’t live in some sort of Russian novel already}. So, get ready to have your brain stimulated, body reinvigorated and your spirit soaring, as this year brings on possibilities that you’ve daydreamed about, but still thought was far off in your future {I doubt it but hey, I like vintage rings and sapphires. And TARDISes. See, I like blue things}. Sudden changes will strike and you’ll need to think fast, which luckily will be the best way to really know what you’re feeling. First impressions ring true when it comes to romance, so if you know something, believe it {that’s what I’ve done in the past 2 years and people believe I’m delusional. I’m not. Narnia is real, you know}. Of course, destiny will be throwing your fast balls, keeping you on your toes {so I’ll really start ballet classes?}, but it’ll happily bring out your best {size 8, here I come}. Yes, hopes and dreams are about to be realized, so prepare for blast-off, because 2013 will blow your mind {sing along! There is a design, an alignment to cry of my heart to see the beauty of love as it was meant to be…Love; it will not betray you dismay or enslave you, it will set you free}.

Madness

Everyone will feel as if they are entitled to have an opinion about your life {story of my life}, opening up a can of worms that you won’t think you can shut politely. However, stooping down to play those games won’t make you feel any better, no matter how crazily enraged you get. Stay in touch with your lady-like manners {would the Dowager Countess say it? If yes, say it. Ok, gotcha}, as they will get you the last laugh {my favourite}. You have more clever tricks up your sleeve that will leave your haters speechless. It would be nice if everyone around you could grow at the same rate, and actually have knowledge to share, but such is life {don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle class}. So, when it comes to cutting the cord this year, know it’ll be the fastest way to get rid of the fat for good.

Obsession

You will be chomping at the bit to seal deals and get partnerships going in solid form. However, if you can wait, the second half of the year is more auspicious for taking on commitments {everyone knows already I want to marry in Autumn, not Spring}. So hold out, or at least bide your time to see all the fine print and know what you’re getting into {marriage is a long business…}. Not that the deals on the table this year won’t be fair {empress of the universe, may it be empress of the universe}, but you’ll need to be up on every detail, as there should be no reason you are left with any questions. Time is yours {I thought time was borrowed}, so be regal and set your pace. If others have to wait, oh well. Anyone or anything that can’t let you be thorough won’t be worth it, and hence weeding out the bad choices will come naturally. So, be classy, and never accept the first offer {but I am an impulsive capricious spoilt child! I should hire an assistant}.

2012 brought me a lot of things I can’t even try to resume and report. Yesterday’s…pardon, last year’s (would you believe it?) predictions turned to be true, and I had my fair share of spotlight, high heels and handsome admirers. I left my past behind and got real. No, OK, I still dye my hair from ash blonde to a golden one. And spend a lot in getting my nails done, mascara and lipstick. But maybe that’s my real me. Who defines what’s real and what’s not? I do crazy things like there was no tomorrow, does it change much whether I wear Rouge de Dior or not?

Did your 2012 predictions turn right? What’s in store for you in 2013? I wish it has all the best 🙂 xoxo

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